i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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