My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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