guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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