Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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