Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
