Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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