I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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