when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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