69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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