When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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