It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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