so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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