I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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