i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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