OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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