put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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