Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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