Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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