that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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