bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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