Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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