can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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