But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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