i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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