Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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