she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
