I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's the barista slut.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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