I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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