i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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