just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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