we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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