The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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