You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
