cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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