sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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