R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
only if we run a train.
done.
vagina is talking i cant
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You left your phone here
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