Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have demons in me.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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