In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
