Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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