okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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