Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she told me i tasted like america
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I want to be your penis for a week.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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