Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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