Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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