And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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