Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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