So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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