There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i will never coherently bang her
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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