4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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