What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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