I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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